Fucking Dishes

No, not dishes that actually fuck, although that would be great. If they could invent dishes that would fuck you and do themselves at the same time, this world would be a much cleaner place... or at least, my house would be. Not to mention I would be a lot more passive these days. And when I say these days I mean at least a week. Probably more... no, probably not. At least a week.

I went on a ride to the Sunshine Coast yesterday, good times, nice twisties.

Mike? Mike who? Yeah, that little infatuation died a quick, submissive death. He's a jerk like the rest of them. Probably.

Anyway, I'm hot. You're not. And your boyfriend wishes you were hot like me.