Another Disappointment, Another Letdown

I've been expecting and expecting and I need to stop. Whoever said 'don't expect the world because the world will let you down again and again' was fucking brilliant. Come to think of it, I think I said that.
I went out partying the other night. The theme was GI Joe's and Barbie Ho's. I couldn't be a GI Ho so I chose Barbie instead.

Thus, the transformation. I need a boob job.